They’re caught in a nut,
they can’t swim out,
because I don’t want any more babies…

I’ve got the all-clear letter framed and hung above the bed.

2 Responses

  1. Wahey! Congratulations!

    I don’t know you, but I’ve been lurking and waiting for a new post for a while. I don’t know whether I’m more excited about the new post or the lack of sperm in your ejaculate.

    (Green headed Futurama news-presenter voice)
    WRITE MORE FUNNY STORIES. ABOUT HAPPY FAMILY LIFE. AND/OR ELECTRONIC COMPUTER GAMES WITH ‘Wibbles’.