What now?

I feel I should write something but I lack inspiration. The first person to reply with a suggestion gets a blog entry written about it.

Changes to naich.net

Due to the ever increasing costs of hosting my web sites, I’m afraid I am going to have to start charging for the content on naich.net. This is not a decision I have taken lightly, but it is necessary in order to allow the continued production of the high qaulity articles you have come to […]

A quick rant

My phone is a Samsung D900i and sometimes it annoys the fuck out of me. If I want to change the display background, it pops up an “Are you sure?” box. Why? Oh no! If I get it wrong, I might have to change it again. On the other hand, when composing a text, if […]

The unkindest cut of all

Now I’ve failed my third sperm test, it looks like the vasectomy I had last year didn’t make a vas deferens to my fertility.  Of course, the good thing about having a failed vasectomy is that I can crack that joke.   And I suppose it’ll be nice to have another chinwag with the doctor about […]

Beer Hutch!

Young William and James were the luckiest boys in Cambridge.  Their father, a brilliant inventor, had built them their very own beer hutch! Fun and adventure was never far away, thanks to their thermostatically heated shelter which was large enough to hold a pressure keg and lots of bottles.  Actually, fun and adventure were some […]

Revising for a sperm test

Further to this post, I’m quite horrified to find out that I have failed my sperm test. I’m going to have to re-sit it and hope I pass it the second time. If I fail again, then my goolies will be sliced and diced for a second time. Mind you, if the inhabitants are strong […]

Carlsberg couldn’t give a fuck – and that’s official!

Well, it’s been two months since I first sent Carlsberg an email complaining about their driver, who was delivering to the Revolution bar. He basically challenged me to a fight when I asked him if he was aware that his lorry was illegally parked in a dangerous position (email below). A month ago, I sent […]

I love Linux

How many times have you been at work and found yourself wanting a file from your computer at home? What? Never? Well, it’s happened to me once or twice and being the sort of person who will happily spend hours bodging something up to fix a problem that doesn’t really need fixing, I had to […]

Swimmers certificate

I had to take a post-vasectomy custard sample in to the doctors this morning. I wondered (in an email fashion) to Tim if I should have written “with love” on the label. He replied that I should have written “thinking of you”. Sheer class.

Skippy

I’ve got a hankering for some network attached storage, but no money, so it’s time for a home-made job. Jen’s laptop is a creaky old AMD K6-2 which isn’t used for anything any more, but it’s powerful enough for a router with NAS, DHCP, DNS and any other TLA I can think of. Plus, it […]