{"id":8,"date":"2006-11-28T15:58:27","date_gmt":"2006-11-28T15:58:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/?p=8"},"modified":"2006-12-05T14:56:55","modified_gmt":"2006-12-05T14:56:55","slug":"how-long-is-it-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/how-long-is-it-now\/","title":{"rendered":"How long is it now?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Checks&#8230;) About a month and a quarter &#8211; probably time for another moan about how much I miss ciggies and how bunged up I am.  Do people actually read this drivel?  Probably not.<\/p>\n<p><em>Ahem&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n<p>I now feel that I belong properly to that club of elite ex-smokers, otherwise known as sanctimonious, self-righteous wankers.   I can tut-tut at people hanging around in a cloud of smoke outside the hospital doors.  I can make exaggerated coughing noises as I strut past to show how much it offends me.  I am sound in the knowledge that I am a better person than any of those pathetic weaklings.  Yes, I have given up the evil weed and I am so ever-so-fucking proud of it.  Read my almighty blog and weep, hopeless addicts, I am an <strong>Ex Smoker<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p>Is that a bit over the top?  Yes.  And I don&#8217;t do any of that.  I still want a ciggy and I still love the smell.  Anyway, disregarding the above lies, it shows that <a href=\"http:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/?p=5\">my system<\/a> works, doesn&#8217;t it?  I can tell you are impressed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Checks&#8230;) About a month and a quarter &#8211; probably time for another moan about how much I miss ciggies and how bunged up I am. Do people actually read this drivel? Probably not. Ahem&#8230; I now feel that I belong properly to that club of elite ex-smokers, otherwise known as sanctimonious, self-righteous wankers. I can [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-no-more-tabs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}