{"id":369,"date":"2010-07-12T07:35:56","date_gmt":"2010-07-12T07:35:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/?p=369"},"modified":"2010-07-12T07:36:39","modified_gmt":"2010-07-12T07:36:39","slug":"the-ways-of-the-jedi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/the-ways-of-the-jedi\/","title":{"rendered":"The ways of the Jedi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Got Wibs Star Wars Lego for the PS2 and we had a 2 player game before one<br \/>\nof the controllers broke.<\/p>\n<p>Wibs: &#8220;Daddy &#8211; why did you kill Jar Jar Binks?&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Sorry, it was an accident&#8221;<br \/>\nWibs: &#8220;Daddy &#8211; don&#8217;t kill Jar Jar Binks&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Sorry Wibs, I mistook him for someone else&#8221;<br \/>\nWibs: &#8220;Daddy &#8211; stop killing Jar Jar Binks&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Sorry Wibs, my finger slipped&#8221;<br \/>\nWibs: &#8220;DADDY! STOP KILLING JAR JAR BINKS&#8221;<br \/>\nMe: &#8220;Oh go on.\u00c2\u00a0 Just once more&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got Wibs Star Wars Lego for the PS2 and we had a 2 player game before one of the controllers broke. Wibs: &#8220;Daddy &#8211; why did you kill Jar Jar Binks?&#8221; Me: &#8220;Sorry, it was an accident&#8221; Wibs: &#8220;Daddy &#8211; don&#8217;t kill Jar Jar Binks&#8221; Me: &#8220;Sorry Wibs, I mistook him for someone else&#8221; Wibs: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[92,90,91],"class_list":["post-369","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family-life","tag-die","tag-jar-jar","tag-star-wars"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=369"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":371,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/369\/revisions\/371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}