{"id":359,"date":"2010-06-16T10:32:29","date_gmt":"2010-06-16T10:32:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/?p=359"},"modified":"2010-06-16T10:36:38","modified_gmt":"2010-06-16T10:36:38","slug":"is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-is-it-a-dustbin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/is-it-a-bird-is-it-a-plane-is-it-a-dustbin\/","title":{"rendered":"Is it a bird?  Is it a plane?  Is it a dustbin?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my new bike.\u00c2\u00a0 Behold:<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_360\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-360\" style=\"width: 479px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Photo-0162.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-360\" title=\"Photo-0162\" src=\"http:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Photo-0162.jpg\" alt=\"My faithless steed\" width=\"479\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Photo-0162.jpg 1600w, https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Photo-0162-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/06\/Photo-0162-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 479px) 100vw, 479px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-360\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">My faithless steed<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>She is a mixture of Taliban (wheels, front brakes, gears), Jedward (seat, pedals, mudguard, handlebars) and the skip-rescue bike, which I called Black Death.\u00c2\u00a0 In order to commemorate the unholy union of 3 shitty bikes, her name is <strong>Jelideath<\/strong>.\u00c2\u00a0 Let her name ring down through the ages whenever a shit bicycle is mentioned.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s my new bike.\u00c2\u00a0 Behold: She is a mixture of Taliban (wheels, front brakes, gears), Jedward (seat, pedals, mudguard, handlebars) and the skip-rescue bike, which I called Black Death.\u00c2\u00a0 In order to commemorate the unholy union of 3 shitty bikes, her name is Jelideath.\u00c2\u00a0 Let her name ring down through the ages whenever a shit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,7,85],"tags":[20,87,86,55],"class_list":["post-359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-destroy-it-yourself","category-bastards-bastards-bastards","category-skip-diving","tag-bike","tag-broken","tag-crap","tag-shit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=359"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":367,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/359\/revisions\/367"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}