{"id":32,"date":"2008-04-09T12:53:03","date_gmt":"2008-04-09T12:53:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/?p=32"},"modified":"2008-04-09T13:00:28","modified_gmt":"2008-04-09T13:00:28","slug":"how-about-some-more-beans-mr-taggart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/how-about-some-more-beans-mr-taggart\/","title":{"rendered":"How about some more beans, Mr Taggart?"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s 4.20am and young Nibbles is thrashing around and crying in the corner of our bedroom, suffering from some nasty wind. When you are only 18 inches long, a bubble of gas going through your digestive tract is a big deal and it’s understandable that he gets upset. I’m comforting him, giving him little pats and ssshhhs and popping a dummy in when he wants it. Then –<\/p>\n

Pppphhhhhrrrppbb!<\/strong><\/p>\n

“That was him” I hasten to tell Jen, lest she think I’m some sort of flatulent oaf that just stands there, venting gas while his son is in pain.<\/p>\n

Pbbbffffpphhhhb! “Oh, actually that one was me”<\/p>\n

Phhhhhuurrrt! “That was him again”<\/p>\n

Pppbbbbbbbt! “Sorry – me that time”<\/p>\n

Phhhhhbbpppbb! “That was him, honestly”…<\/p>\n

And so on, much in the vein of the beans scene from Blazing Saddles<\/a>. “Like father, like son” Jen observed in a sleep-deprived sort of way. I must say that the little guy makes me proud.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s 4.20am and young Nibbles is thrashing around and crying in the corner of our bedroom, suffering from some nasty wind. When you are only 18 inches long, a bubble of gas going through your digestive tract is a big deal and it’s understandable that he gets upset. I’m comforting him, giving him little pats […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nappies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}