{"id":28,"date":"2007-12-18T16:24:13","date_gmt":"2007-12-18T16:24:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/?p=28"},"modified":"2008-03-25T16:16:45","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T16:16:45","slug":"naked-vomit-poo-driver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/naked-vomit-poo-driver\/","title":{"rendered":"Naked vomit poo driver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh good lord, it&#8217;s that time when I look at the website stats and see what searches have brought people here.  Despite my valiant attempts to improve the class of searches by deliberately planting the words &#8220;celery&#8221;, &#8220;anal&#8221; and &#8220;leech&#8221; a few posts back, it&#8217;s more of the same really with the familiar theme of vomit\/poo\/BMWs.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s start off with<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><strong>naked bmw driver<\/strong> &#8211; Scary<\/li>\n<li><strong>adjectives beginning with s<\/strong> &#8211; that&#8217;s seriously and stupidly shit.<\/li>\n<li><strong>my motorbike seems wobbly when i go fast <\/strong>&#8211; That&#8217;s a speed wobble caused by the resonant frequency of the steering system.  The trick is to go faster and then it&#8217;ll stop.  Or get a steering damper, but that&#8217;s not so fun.  There you go &#8211; some genuinely helpful advice.  Who says this blog is just full of useless crap?<\/li>\n<li><strong>naked woman road rage<\/strong> &#8211; was this person a victim of it?  I don&#8217;t know whether to be jealous or not.<\/li>\n<li><strong>things your mum used to sayto you when you were a kid<\/strong> &#8211; &#8220;bloody hell, what are you doing in that bathroom day and night?  Come on &#8211; other people need to use it too&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li><strong>bmw wanker a bicycle<\/strong> &#8211; Naich confuser by search term.<\/li>\n<li><strong>that&#8217;ll never happen no more tablature<\/strong> &#8211; yeah, but you always think that and then BAM &#8211; some more tablature comes along and you have to degrease your elk costume again.<\/li>\n<li><strong>zoe ball farting<\/strong> &#8211; well, we&#8217;ve all wanted to find information on Zoe Ball&#8217;s rectal emissions at one time or another, haven&#8217;t we?  Come on &#8211; admit it.  You have.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>So there we have it for another month.  Celery anal leech, for the third and last time.  Come on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh good lord, it&#8217;s that time when I look at the website stats and see what searches have brought people here. Despite my valiant attempts to improve the class of searches by deliberately planting the words &#8220;celery&#8221;, &#8220;anal&#8221; and &#8220;leech&#8221; a few posts back, it&#8217;s more of the same really with the familiar theme of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-28","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-google-dregs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}