{"id":21,"date":"2007-08-31T12:47:50","date_gmt":"2007-08-31T12:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/?p=21"},"modified":"2008-03-25T16:17:03","modified_gmt":"2008-03-25T16:17:03","slug":"this-months-searches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/this-months-searches\/","title":{"rendered":"This month&#8217;s searches"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> This month, people have mainly been stumbling across this blog as they searched for:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> <font size=\"-1\">&#8220;<strong>green poo toddler<\/strong>&#8221; \/ <\/font><font size=\"-1\">&#8220;<strong>baby yellow vomit<\/strong>&#8221; \/ <\/font><font size=\"-1\">&#8220;<strong>dark green poo toddler<\/strong>&#8221; \/ &#8220;<\/font><font size=\"-1\"><strong>pale poo vomit<\/strong>&#8221; \/ etc.  etc.  Nice to know that I&#8217;m still number one for the rainbow of diseased bodily fluids.  Yay.<\/font><\/li>\n<li><font size=\"-1\">&#8220;<strong>bmw angel eyes daytime running lights insurance<\/strong>&#8221; &#8211; er&#8230;  Yes, very probably.<\/font><\/li>\n<li><font size=\"-1\">&#8220;<strong>brakes making squidy noises<\/strong>&#8221; &#8211; Mine sound more like an octopus being fed through a blunt bandsaw.<\/font><\/li>\n<li><font size=\"-1\">&#8220;<\/font><font size=\"-1\"><strong>does cocaine make green poo<\/strong>&#8221; &#8211; I had to look that one up myself &#8211; it doesn&#8217;t look like it does, interestingly enough.  Probably something you ate.<br \/>\n<\/font><\/li>\n<li><font size=\"-1\">&#8220;<\/font><strong><font size=\"-1\">fire coming out of a monkey tab<\/font><\/strong><font size=\"-1\">&#8221; &#8211; It&#8217;s something to do with guitar notation for a song by the Gorillaz.  Thank fuck for that.<\/font><\/li>\n<li><font size=\"-1\">&#8220;<\/font><font size=\"-1\"><strong>fucking bmw drivers<\/strong>&#8221; &#8211; Taking the handbrake off and rolling them over a cliff should do it.<\/font><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><font size=\"-1\">Right.  I&#8217;m putting the words &#8220;celery&#8221;, &#8220;anal&#8221; and &#8220;leech&#8221; into this post to try for some interesting search queries for next month.   <\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This month, people have mainly been stumbling across this blog as they searched for: &#8220;green poo toddler&#8221; \/ &#8220;baby yellow vomit&#8221; \/ &#8220;dark green poo toddler&#8221; \/ &#8220;pale poo vomit&#8221; \/ etc. etc. Nice to know that I&#8217;m still number one for the rainbow of diseased bodily fluids. Yay. &#8220;bmw angel eyes daytime running lights [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-google-dregs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/naich.net\/wordpress\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}