Revising for a sperm test

Further to this post, I’m quite horrified to find out that I have failed my sperm test. I’m going to have to re-sit it and hope I pass it the second time. If I fail again, then my goolies will be sliced and diced for a second time. Mind you, if the inhabitants are strong enough to make it past two cauterised ends of vas deferens, then putting two more blockages in their way is only going to make them angry. They might start looking for other ways out. I’ve had a persistent cough for a while now and I’m starting to wonder if what I’m coughing up is actually phlegm.

I’m also worried that if I have to provide too many more samples, I’m going to start getting aroused at the sight of small plastic bottles.