Carlsberg couldn’t give a fuck – and that’s official!

Well, it’s been two months since I first sent Carlsberg an email complaining about their driver, who was delivering to the Revolution bar. He basically challenged me to a fight when I asked him if he was aware that his lorry was illegally parked in a dangerous position (email below). A month ago, I sent […]

Open up

If you apply for a job at Cambridge University, you’ll have to fill out a form from their HR department. Which is fine if you don’t mind printing out the PDF and filling it in by hand. To fill it in on a PC is a bit more difficult. The only other options are .doc […]

Mopping up

Long time no drivel. I’ve been hanging around at Blah Your Branes, which is a site dedicated to taking the piss out of people who post to the BBC’s “Have Your Say” board. It might sound a bit odd, but have a look if you aren’t easily offended. Now, to business. I received this rather […]

Bad math tax

Adverts for the UK lottery make me want to rant. So I will. Let’s give it up for the optimists out there. Don’t just dream of being a lucky winner – think big and think positive, as those dreams could come true. No they won’t. Sorry to be a spoilsport here, but you will not […]

Paypal are a bunch of useless twats

A word of advice if you selling something on Ebay to an international buyer using Paypal – don’t. Well, at least read this first before you do and don’t come running to me when Paypal decide that your money is safer with them and they’ll just hang on to it, thank you so very much, […]